Dating Tactic: #4: Don’t Be Yourself.

slayer t shirtDon’t be yourself.

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT.

I’ll repeat it: DON’T BE YOURSELF.

Remember all those things you enjoy doing? Your interests? Hobbies? Life’s passion? That’s the last time you’ll be thinking of them. BECAUSE NOW I WANT YOU TO FORGET THOSE THINGS. Where have they gotten you?

That’s right: ALONE. Continue reading